We don't sell wellness. We sell clothes.

Fake Healthy started as a joke between friends who kept buying $14 green juices on the way to the bar. The name stuck. The label became the joke we actually believed in.

Every piece is cut from heavyweight cotton fleece or 8oz jersey. Boxy fits, raw seams, embroidered chest hits. No oversized graphics screaming for attention — just the kind of clothes you keep reaching for.

Runs are small. Restocks are rare. If it fits, buy it.